Sunday, August 08, 2004
Those...Weekly Things....Yeah
Since I haven't done it in a while, I'll make up for it with new categories! Yay.
Da Woman of Da Week: Brandy. I saw her on TV last night and she made me laugh. Can you say, "Eating disorder?"
Da White Guy of Da Week: Michael Jackson. Who else?
Da Man of Da Week: Tom Cruise, for finally playing a villain. I haven't seen Collateral yet, but that fact alone is worth the ticket price in my book.
Da Blonde of Da Week: Whoever the first blonde to inspire a blonde joke was.
Da Phrase of Da Week: Po shizzle my nizzle izzle fizzle, man. Zizzle yizzle tizzle? Bizzle.
Da Word of Da Week: Geranium.
Da Random Sentence of Da Week: The purple goldfish erupted from the dormant volcano, spinning gracefully into the golden sky, while Bob sat in his pink polka-dotted SUV eating Butterfingers and singing "So Happy Together", and the milkman played his harmonica and realized that the meaning of life had something to do with seahorses and clock-radios.
Da Woman of Da Week: Brandy. I saw her on TV last night and she made me laugh. Can you say, "Eating disorder?"
Da White Guy of Da Week: Michael Jackson. Who else?
Da Man of Da Week: Tom Cruise, for finally playing a villain. I haven't seen Collateral yet, but that fact alone is worth the ticket price in my book.
Da Blonde of Da Week: Whoever the first blonde to inspire a blonde joke was.
Da Phrase of Da Week: Po shizzle my nizzle izzle fizzle, man. Zizzle yizzle tizzle? Bizzle.
Da Word of Da Week: Geranium.
Da Random Sentence of Da Week: The purple goldfish erupted from the dormant volcano, spinning gracefully into the golden sky, while Bob sat in his pink polka-dotted SUV eating Butterfingers and singing "So Happy Together", and the milkman played his harmonica and realized that the meaning of life had something to do with seahorses and clock-radios.